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Gi Demotivational Poster


POOR BUBBA -


TAGS: bubba lucky ugly girl hairy
Rating: 2.88/5
BriaHere - June 19, 2009, 7:53 pm
Feel sorry for thee tattoo artist who had to ink that mess.
Jmac0585 - June 19, 2009, 12:38 pm
HAHAHAHAHA... That's for LD's Comment. The poster makes me want to puke.
LogicDude - June 19, 2009, 11:28 am
Oh noooo! The fish is swimming right into that net!
Mosseyed - June 10, 2009, 7:15 pm
Maybe... but how can you be sure anymore?
Erecrottod - May 24, 2009, 12:47 pm
Is This a girl?


CHRISTIANITY -


TAGS: thor religion funny
Rating: 3.72/5

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ReligiousWar - September 24, 2012, 5:44 am
And my belief in either of you ended when I reached the age of reason. Santa and the Easter bunny vanished around that time too, but I kept the gifts and chocolate anyway.
Teikiatsu - June 20, 2011, 7:43 pm
They poster has a good point, but it should be remember that Jesus *let* himself be nailed to a cross, and the nails didn't work.
hereticalmuse - September 21, 2010, 10:24 am
Technically, the tag should be "norse paganism". Still bad-ass though.
booger13 - March 25, 2010, 8:27 am
*giggle* er, does this mean that klingons respect Jesus like the vikings do =D (ps there are messiah prophecies in most religions) the Fish'ies just think its a different one 4 each religion . THAT IS ALL
BurpingJack - November 26, 2009, 8:21 am
I understand myself
Bartimaeus - November 25, 2009, 3:00 pm
Then they apparently weren't the weakest links. Goodbye. lol
BurpingJack - November 25, 2009, 2:53 pm
Jesus was not the Messiah. He has influenced the weakest links of the world to kill millions of innocents!
yeodawg@hotmail.com - November 11, 2009, 10:58 am
hey folks, Santa is really ODIN, do the math. The whole Odin giving gift things was to give the mordics a holiday in the dead of winter. Vikings respected Jesus because he faought back from the dead, and the Romans sent a lot legions to stop him.
Bartimaeus - November 8, 2009, 3:00 pm
5 by the way. Great poster.
Bartimaeus - November 8, 2009, 2:59 pm
Okay, Jack. Here's the joke...hhhhhheeeerrrrrrrreees you. See how you took that a little too far?
BurpingJack - November 8, 2009, 2:34 pm
Hell yeah!!! Gods of Asgard rule! Great post! and f*** jesus!!!
I'm the one with the gun - October 15, 2009, 2:04 am
Odin and Osiris both rose from the dead in point of fact Osiris woke up did his wife and went back to be king of the dead and his kid had a falcon for a head
I'm the one with the gun - October 15, 2009, 2:04 am
Odin and Osiris both rose from the dead in point of fact Osiris woke up did his wife and went back to be king of the dead and his kid had a falcon for a head
omnia - September 27, 2009, 9:07 am
yay go thor
Bartimaeus - September 8, 2009, 3:00 am
Yes! Testify! I support any religion that not only allows me to get wasted, but commands it. 5/5
Zed - September 8, 2009, 2:16 am
Well, Osiris did, as did Odin after hanging on the tree, Mithras, and quite a few others, North Star.
north star - September 7, 2009, 11:09 pm
Just one - which god rose from the dead?
Nonsense - April 2, 2009, 4:52 pm
So... Thor nailed Jesus to the cross? Makes sense.
Hector - March 19, 2009, 2:06 pm
Like the girl said after the gangbang. I'm tho thor I can hardly pith.
Bob Chin - February 17, 2009, 10:41 am
Yes!!! and he returns each year in the springtime to deliver little bunny shaped yellow marshmallow treats and chocolate. This custom is known as "the cleansing of the palate" sos we kin all have some ham and yam later in the day.
Bob Chin - February 16, 2009, 9:50 pm
And Then? Oh wait, My Savior rose from the dead and has triumphed over evil ever since (bait)
Signe - February 16, 2009, 8:50 am
He he great one


“GO, SELL EVERYTHING YOU HAVE... - ...and give to the poor" (mark 10:21) I´m quite sure he could sell that golden throne at a very good price


TAGS: pope catholic religion atheist jesus
Rating: 4.6/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 20, 2012, 2:05 am
Definitely more than enough to feed that entire land. Wait 'til the church is excavated.
Bandit5906 - April 2, 2012, 12:06 pm
Reminds me of the pittance Biden contributes yearly!
Iconoclast - June 29, 2011, 2:35 pm
Reminds me of the novel Shoes of the Fisherman. 5 Popemobiles for you.
Verdeckt - June 29, 2011, 7:22 am
Nice..


GINGER KIDS - When will they find a cure?




AWESOME - No matter what you do, you will never be as awesome as Bat-Vader


TAGS: bat vader friggin awesome eh
Rating: 4.8/5

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fascistfrenchman - June 2, 2016, 9:26 pm
Looks like Darth Shredder.
Altrunchen - September 28, 2013, 12:50 pm
Cracktastic!
falloutghoul - April 17, 2012, 7:12 pm
Naaa Naaa Naaa, Naa Na-Naaa Naa Na-Naaa...


KRYPTONITE - Redheads are mine


TAGS: redhead woman girl h** babe
Rating: 3.92/5

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Pushkin - March 28, 2016, 10:59 am
They're my Kryptonite too.
guyisthename - August 20, 2011, 2:55 pm
this readhead is a very netural one , 4 stars
faulty switch - August 6, 2009, 3:25 am
my power of hip thrust still remains.
Titus Pullo - June 22, 2009, 7:45 pm
A pretty girl can turn me into a non-speaking cretin, but a pretty redhead pretty much shuts down all higher functions like coherent speech and drool control.
OMG HOT - May 27, 2009, 6:28 pm
that is Heather Carolin......google her and you tell me h** or not!!!!!!
OMG HOT - May 27, 2009, 6:28 pm
that is Heather Carolin......google her and you tell me h** or not!!!!!!
Cubbybear - March 23, 2009, 10:15 pm
If she has the freckles ...I'm saying h**
Hector - March 23, 2009, 10:12 pm
Redheads are like red kryptonite. They take away all my super powers except the power to go SPROING! We really should defer to Cubbybear on this one. Cubby, h** or not?
Big Daddy - November 16, 2008, 12:54 pm
What theres one right f***ing there^
brock0lee - October 14, 2008, 8:44 pm
too bad you can never find a h** one, not even a pic of one, not even on the internet


SO YOU CHOSE THE BAD BOY - over the nice guy? How'd that work out for ya?


TAGS: boyfriend girlfriend
Rating: 4.89/5

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BoneCD - October 4, 2012, 6:51 pm
32 years and my wife is fine with it
EmilioDumphque - August 7, 2012, 9:57 pm
"He'll sell your heart on St. Mark's place in glossy envelopes, He'll cut it with a pig's heart and burn the chumps and dopes He's a bad boy...
Ragnar - August 2, 2012, 12:29 am
scored !!! next woman that think she can change me in 3,2...
Airman - August 1, 2012, 7:15 pm
they always do
Airman - August 1, 2012, 7:14 pm
they always do


MOTIVATION - Its not that I'm lazy, its that I just don't care


TAGS: office space peter gibbons motivation lazy
Rating: 2.24/5


GIRLS ARE EVIL -


TAGS: girls evil math proof
Rating: 3.55/5

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ZippoBibrok - January 14, 2010, 5:23 pm
Saying 'girls require time and money' is 'girls = time + money'. For 'girls = time * money', it's 'girls are the product of time and money'. This version produces 'girls = money*2', or 'girls = money2', arguing that the poster promotes pimps...
TheTrashHeap - July 2, 2009, 10:57 pm
This poster is evil it follows me everywhere i go! and every time the caption is less funny! help help


PROOF THAT SATAN IS A GINGER - Need I say it more clearly?


TAGS: satan ginger evil
Rating: 3.09/5

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holymoly - March 1, 2012, 1:21 pm
steve buscemi eyes... you can find them pasted over a wide variety of stars and characters. very funny


THE EIGHTIES - I miss you, 80s!


TAGS: nostalgia humor 80s
Rating: 3.69/5

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politicalanarchist - October 14, 2011, 2:09 am
Regan drinking a martini with Cobra Commander? Almost as cool as Freakazoid high-fiving Jesus on an escalator. (Not here, just in general...)
rudeboy308 - June 10, 2011, 6:29 pm
Great pic, but I'd also like to see in it Billy Idol, A-Team, Sgt. Slaughter, and the Ford Eliminator from ZZ Top.
lolman - September 15, 2009, 7:22 pm
5 stars... this pic brings back alot of memories.. i was born in 77 so these characters are pretty much my entire childhood.. not many things have left such an impact in time.
Hypercat-Z - July 28, 2009, 11:20 am
I was there!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - May 10, 2009, 2:59 am
You had to be there. In the 80s, Back to the Future and Ghostbusters were cutting edge movies with amazing special effects. The Cure were still awesome, and you could see like a dozen hardcore bands for about two dollars. Beer was cheaper, too. :)
RushReference - May 9, 2009, 2:24 am
HEY YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!
HtD - March 17, 2009, 11:06 pm
The 80's seems like a "you had to be there" decade because it sounds just awful to me.
Lloyd - January 2, 2009, 6:16 am
The Black one, yeah.
spitfire111 - January 2, 2009, 3:28 am
WTF!!! you miss Micheal Jackson.....
No moar 80's - December 24, 2008, 8:27 pm
80's MUSIC SUCKED
Weapon X - November 15, 2008, 7:10 am
But let's not forget the more obscure cartoons...like Bravestar and Jem...not to mention the Silver Hawks and He-Man's only slightly less known twin sister, She-Ra
Weapon X - November 15, 2008, 7:05 am
Um..I know I'm a little late on this one...but it's the snorks, not snorkels, Pac-Man, and if you're referring to the guy in the white outfit...that's The Dukes of Hazard...
dgbt - October 28, 2008, 10:13 am
this is awesome. but wheres jason and freddy?
wann1e - September 30, 2008, 4:55 pm
fuken SAVED!
Warp Kez - September 14, 2008, 9:40 pm
Transformers, Knight Rider, Rambo, PackMac, tron, Dallas, Ghostbusters, Mario, Indiana Jones, Mr T, He-man, Michael Jackson, ET, Hulk Hogan, Ronald Regan(?), TMNT, The Snorkels, Smurfs, Max Headroom(?)
Kung-Fu Devil - September 3, 2008, 9:58 pm
You'd look scared too if you were going to have to go to bed with him.
Agamemnon218 - September 1, 2008, 4:36 pm
I just like how the Care Bear next to Michael Jackson looks completely terrified!
jimbo - August 26, 2008, 7:28 am
The best cartoons ever made came outta the eighties.
RnR - August 26, 2008, 5:38 am
OMG! and i have been trying to suppress all memories of it. The only "good" thing in the 80s was Susanna Hoffs and Rosanne Arquette
shtoink - August 26, 2008, 2:46 am
you and me both man :(


RELIGION - I'M RIGHT! YOU'RE WRONG! LA! LA! LA! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!


TAGS: religion christianity mormon
Rating: 3.61/5
Paranoia - December 19, 2009, 12:02 am
Heh, always better when it's true.
Derek - November 17, 2009, 8:11 pm
Excellent
Sean - August 29, 2009, 12:55 am
caps lock 'll do it.
Sean - August 29, 2009, 12:54 am
*reading
Sean - August 29, 2009, 12:54 am
percetion. I refer to her arguement as the empirical refutation of agnoticism and theism. But I am interested in ready about actual proofs of the existence of god ... just shout about my humming, k?
Sean - August 29, 2009, 12:52 am
I deny the existence of a god, but I don't know if I am adamant about it. I simply agree with Ayn Rand's argument that agnosticism allows for the possibility of a Supernatural being and that possibility itself exists far beyond any human experience or
WTFO - August 28, 2009, 11:24 pm
Perfect Poster. I like how it doesn't specify any single religion. It also applies to those who adamantly deny the existence of a God. 5 lions.
MO - August 28, 2009, 8:45 am
Yes it does. But WHO said it is the question....1L
CANADA - August 28, 2009, 8:19 am
hahaha this one says it all


GETTING OLD - I remember the words to every song from the 80's, but I forgot why I came into this room.


TAGS: aging sucks
Rating: 4.67/5

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SteveFurlong - August 26, 2012, 11:51 am
I was going to make a pithy comment, but by the time the page loaded I forgot what I was going to say.
WTFO - August 13, 2012, 1:18 am
My first LP was Twisted Sister's Stay Hungry. Still can sing along to every song.
CloudchaserS - August 5, 2012, 11:37 am
Don't Stop Believin' was the first song from the 80's that I memorized (I was 9 when the album came out, it was my first LP)
GaryO - August 5, 2012, 11:21 am
Hey now, the Lassie song made me melancholy when I was a kid (no play on words here)…that heart breaking whistling at the beginning of e-v-e-r-y fricking episode….think I’ll have soup for breakfast this morn…Campbell’s soup
rerun - August 5, 2012, 11:11 am

Jeez.....I gotta tell you everything? The dog is Lassie
GaryO - August 5, 2012, 11:07 am
Bingo!…….huh, ‘bingo’ reminds of a song, but can’t recall that d*** dog’s name for the life of me.


GINGER IS NOT A HAIR COLOUR - IT'S A LIFESTYLE!!!!!


TAGS: ginger hair colour life style
Rating: 4.15/5

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samjackson - September 8, 2012, 12:29 pm
gotta love him for basically saying f*** you to the haters x x x
Phoesmal - February 24, 2012, 3:05 am
ginger bush :D
maoworks2 - February 22, 2012, 9:28 am
wow 1971


YOUR MAN CARD -


TAGS: earned not given man card
Rating: 4.7/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - February 7, 2013, 9:30 pm
While I was at work; two neighborhood thugs tried to hassle my mother for money. When I came home she tolled me what the had done. I got my gun and tolled them where to get off and what would happen if the didn't. The never bothered her. Man points +100.
Vampyro - July 22, 2011, 6:39 am
I am going to print that and cut out the card 5L
Airman - July 6, 2011, 11:01 am
you're right Derek.. 6 is about it. I posted it because I thought the list was pretty dumb, and I meant to make a comment about that, but I ended up forgetting about it. Bomb away 440.. that list deserves it.. except, I did always want to be a. lumberjack
rubys - July 5, 2011, 11:15 pm
This an amazing blog post dude. You made some good points there. Thank you so much for sharing it. Kudos! I also wanna share this christmas lights article that we have.
Derek - July 5, 2011, 10:02 pm
Ugh, 6/15 maybe. Any "15/15" men left out there? Anywhere?
440wakeup - July 5, 2011, 10:00 pm
I'm not gonns bomb this but these make you a hill-billy not a man. where is quote godfellas at the appropriate time. When I was 15 I bet 2janitors I could carry a refrigerator up 3 flights of stares faster than the two of them could carry one fdridge up


I WANT A TANK -


TAGS: tank circular logic sean rl
Rating: 4.91/5

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Sean - March 30, 2014, 2:47 pm
Huh? Mis * tress? Blocked?
Sean - March 30, 2014, 2:45 pm
Oh Mo(x12) Honey, listen. It's not you, it's me ... and by that I mean you just don't do it for me. But seriously, I could never cheat on my mis*****. That'd be wrong.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 30, 2014, 8:49 am
I knew you came back for me Sean.....we're special friends. Wanna go steady?
Sean - March 30, 2014, 12:53 am
"baseball cards in the spokes" that really takes me back ... to April 7 2011 when Mooooooooooooo said it!
spacedog - March 29, 2014, 2:27 pm
A classic poster where the comments are as funny as the caption.
Sean - April 7, 2011, 7:51 pm
Look. All I'm saying is that when it comes to rimming, Moooooooooo is tireless. He doesn't stop till he makes it all the way home.
Sean - April 7, 2011, 7:46 pm
Shoot: I forgot to mention the part about taking off the seat.
Sean - April 7, 2011, 7:45 pm
Test #2: what is Mooooooooooooo doing when he rides his bike after it gets a flat? Rimming.
Sean - April 7, 2011, 7:43 pm
OK, I now believe Mooooooooooooooo's last comment.
Sean - April 7, 2011, 7:42 pm
Test: hunters.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 7, 2011, 5:35 pm
really?...I can't say h***ers?....Prostitutes then.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 7, 2011, 5:35 pm
Yeah, How can i sing "a bicycle built for two" while trolling for h***ers now?
Sean - April 7, 2011, 5:07 pm
Missing something from your garage, are ya?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 7, 2011, 2:08 pm
That's clearly not a tank.....I've never seen a more obvious tandem bike with tassels on the handles and Baseball cards in the spokes.
Sean - April 7, 2011, 1:27 pm
"tank rides" has some alternate meaning, like "mustache rides" or "quantitative easing." Tootles ... and you owe me for all the advice.
Sean - April 7, 2011, 1:26 pm
I can't believe that I just give such valuable advice away for free. Oh, that reminds me. Hey Reality Lord, that bankruptcy trustee I referred you to is willing to accept payment in "tank rides." But I recommend you google that just in case ...
Airman - April 7, 2011, 11:49 am
Thx all.. this one was fun
Faceplant31 - April 7, 2011, 11:11 am
Nice one Air.
forseti - April 7, 2011, 2:52 am
don't we all?!
Grim R@per - April 6, 2011, 11:11 pm
LOVE IT!!!
crankyhead - April 6, 2011, 10:18 pm
I got a tank for sale slightly used, although, it may be a howitzer, or possibly a futon.
rerun - April 6, 2011, 8:07 pm

you need a beer.
Reality Lord - April 6, 2011, 7:55 pm

I NEEEEEED A TANK!
TheOne - April 6, 2011, 5:16 pm
C-c-c-c-combo breaker!
GySgt1811 - April 6, 2011, 5:12 pm
Gee, I don't get it. That's how I got mine! (Hee Hee. 5 tanker's bars.)


DISAPPOINTMENT - Allah told them the truth, but not the whole truth.


TAGS: 72 virgins family guy allah disappointment
Rating: 4.19/5

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WTFO - December 2, 2009, 12:11 am
Nice. 5L.


ATHEISTS - The Real Ghostbusters


TAGS: atheist atheists ghostbusters religion
Rating: 1.46/5
James - October 31, 2008, 1:43 pm
Americans! Better then everyone else! :)
.. - September 26, 2008, 11:22 pm
you will probably find that alot of people think americans are retarded, and barely any of them are mindless drones. You can blame bush, the iraq war and all those obnoxious, think they're better than everyone else, culturally insensitive americans
K-Smooth - September 24, 2008, 10:54 am
Hilarious. Absolutely hilarious. Well done indeed!
Captain Douchebag - September 14, 2008, 9:56 pm
Not thing. Think. Minor typo, amended.
Captain Douchebag - September 14, 2008, 9:55 pm
So, tell me, do you really feel that way about America, or are you one of those mindless drones that goes along with what other people thing because you're too f***ing stupid to be independent in thought?
IndiaRulz - September 14, 2008, 9:42 pm
The most retarded thing I've ever seen, and that includes Americans
Alexiel - September 10, 2008, 3:39 pm
sth strange in the neighburhood, next time THINK about it.


KLINGON TURKEYS - Finally, A Thanksgiving Dinner that bites back!


TAGS: klingon turkey turkeys thanksgiving
Rating: 2.84/5

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maoworks2 - November 11, 2011, 10:10 am
my klingon is a little rusty but 'kabla'


SPIDERS - The common ground between grown men and little girls.


TAGS: spiders scary girls men
Rating: 3.18/5

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falloutghoul - January 21, 2012, 1:22 pm
Mother. Of. God.
RAWR - December 11, 2009, 5:13 pm
O.O'


HYGIENE MOTIVATION FOR MEN - It’s just so obvious …..


TAGS: motivation men hygiene
Rating: 2.82/5

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EmilioDumphque - November 25, 2012, 2:19 pm
I like it that they are apparently made from three different women! You have a selection!
Iconoclast - July 4, 2010, 11:47 pm
Looks a bit like 100064


PHILOSOPHY -


TAGS: life time woman beer answer question wrong german quote ***y girl c*****ge dirndl oktoberfest
Rating: 3.92/5

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Yorick - September 20, 2012, 1:06 am
Good one. 5 cheers for you. (or 5 prost!)
Hippopotosaurus - November 11, 2009, 9:32 pm
i'm in full agreement with this haha 5L's


WOMEN - They don't want to hear a man's opinion They just want to hear their own In a deeper voice


TAGS: nagging woman
Rating: 4.76/5

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motifayk - July 5, 2013, 9:38 am
Let me proudly proclaim myself as the privileged 100th voter. 5ho.. is 5ho
Sho - January 29, 2012, 4:37 pm
Thx all
forseti - January 24, 2012, 1:58 am
LOL! Even my wife laughed! (in a deep voice of course) 5 lionesses
Reality Lord - January 19, 2012, 5:28 pm

agreed...this is good.
vulture - January 19, 2012, 5:08 pm
It can only have been a woman who didn't vote 5L for this!


CHRISTIANITY - Peace Love Acceptance


TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church star wars baptist westboro
Rating: 3.24/5

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Sociopath - July 14, 2013, 5:09 am
They actually have a good point and they are clearly not bothered about your feelings
rerun - November 11, 2010, 9:13 am

These people are a disgrace to any religion. They protest at military funerals, weddings, just about evrything. They seem to preach hate and the opposite of what religion is supposedly about.
TheTrashHeap - November 11, 2010, 9:08 am
They worship Christ, that makes them Christians. These folks belong to the westboro baptist church and they love them some Jesus... (and hate them some queers.)
Joseph DeMartino Jr. - November 10, 2010, 11:12 pm
these are NOT christians. there some nuts that hate evrybody. there so evil the frickin kkk rejects and relations with them!
agdaniele - March 6, 2010, 7:49 am
Dozens of different christians hate each other. Can't even agree under the same god.
Fenrir - March 6, 2010, 3:25 am
Christians hate these people. I know because I hate these people.
faulty switch - October 3, 2009, 1:15 am
mrbombastic. with people this dumb and ignorant, natural selection is bound to catch up.
lulz - September 29, 2009, 11:30 am
wtf im Christian but these people are dumb
mrbombastic - September 29, 2009, 11:25 am
These people are not Christian. They are barely even human. This is possibly the one case where I would ever approve of abortion.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 22, 2009, 6:45 am
poster*
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 22, 2009, 6:44 am
These people do not represent any faith I believe in. A more apt wording for this poser would have been "Christianity: You're doing it wrong."
Rollseyes - August 22, 2009, 3:37 am
These are not Christians. These are idiots.
BriaHere - June 27, 2009, 7:40 pm
These people need to be extinct. Soon.
WTF? - June 27, 2009, 7:07 pm
Who the hell are these people?
TTD - June 13, 2009, 3:33 pm
There are 10 million scienetologists in the world, thats 10 million too many...
familyghost - May 15, 2009, 10:43 pm
Extremists make me laugh. As a side note, what did I do to God to make him hate me exactly?
kungfusion - May 15, 2009, 10:41 pm
agreed
Velin - November 28, 2008, 8:22 am
Thats comment I totaly agree with... Too bad someones thing that extremists represent religion
Johnny - October 28, 2008, 5:59 pm
It's just like Islam... you will always have your extremists no matter what organization you're in.


FAKE TAN - because it gives me that natural glow


TAGS: orange girl
Rating: 3.09/5

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agdaniele - May 11, 2010, 4:39 am
If she sings "April Showers" I'm out!
Derek - May 10, 2010, 8:43 pm
A ganguro girl. Rebellious Japanese girls out to have a good time.


Hump Day -




ENGINEERS - we solve problems such as: "How do you make an apple computer useful?"


TAGS: calander engineers make macs useful dlm4
Rating: 4.83/5

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DLM4 - September 17, 2010, 2:11 am
oh ya, and i thank you for the 5L
DLM4 - September 17, 2010, 2:11 am
simply because a problem is solved, does not mean that the solution can not be improved upon. also that which has been fixed has a nasty tendency to become broken again
jameswnash - September 16, 2010, 9:16 pm
if engineers solved problems and fixed everything, wouldn't they be out of work?..5 for the proper use of a mac tho
DLM4 - September 16, 2010, 12:12 am
overlooked by the media in favor of failures that seldomly occur
DLM4 - September 16, 2010, 12:08 am
engineers solve problems, it's what we do. society presents us with a problem or challenge and it is our job to find a solution that is cost effective and efficient. sadly the many engineering marvels that are constantly being created are almost always
agdaniele - September 16, 2010, 12:04 am
Not in this lifetime.
Iconoclast - September 16, 2010, 12:00 am
Engineers solve problems. When did that start?
Ed-Hyde - September 15, 2010, 1:31 pm
Meh, I like this caption better. 5L, steve jobs is bill gates in disguise.
GreyScorpion - September 15, 2010, 1:29 pm
108489


DECEPTION -


TAGS: quiet shy determine judging retards
Rating: 4.89/5

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stormXIII - March 3, 2013, 6:05 pm
hé hé !
Sean - October 14, 2011, 7:06 pm
Very nicely done. Now I wish even more that the dude wouldn't smirk every time he looks at me.
conundrum - October 14, 2011, 6:32 pm
Wow! a poster of me! I Like!
Reality Lord - October 14, 2011, 5:39 pm

lolz...ditto
crankyhead - October 14, 2011, 4:14 pm
5uperb!


MAGIKARP - Will get it's revenge on you when it reaches level 20...




VERDECKT - THE MAGNIFICENT! Heaven has no brighter star


TAGS: verdeckt magic moderating
Rating: 4.5/5

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Reality Lord - September 27, 2011, 6:17 pm

....the girl...in crying game....whoa....serious issues developing here suddenly.....nooooooooooooooooo
jplace - September 27, 2011, 5:02 pm
Wow, took me a minute to figure it out. That was amsome.
Verdeckt - September 27, 2011, 2:05 am
.. next you'll tell me the girl in the Crying Game is a guy
CloudchaserS - September 27, 2011, 1:28 am
The real trick is that none of the cards in the second set match the cards in the first set.
Verdeckt - September 27, 2011, 1:05 am
I'll deal with you later... Hi-Yo!
ICEMAN - September 26, 2011, 10:29 pm
d***, he stole all of them. Just like those sneaky bastiche mods.
Reality Lord - September 26, 2011, 7:20 pm

what the.....


People of all faiths should remember these four great religious truths: -


TAGS: faith religion
Rating: 4.94/5

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Pikeman - November 5, 2015, 4:32 pm
@ nobodyofdistinction - Atheists claim that truth is that god does not exist. Agnostics say they do not know the truth about God. Whatever your faith believe strongly and live accordingly God the Creator like the passionately wrong more than meh.
nobodyofdistinction - September 7, 2015, 4:08 pm
MissPriss no you idiot atheists are the only ones NOT claiming to know THE truth. All the faiths claim to be the custodians of the truth and an atheist is someone who says bullcrap you know nothing.
Zeul - August 24, 2015, 9:52 pm
In a word ... Nice!!!
Oldsod - August 24, 2015, 6:33 pm
As a lapsed Baptist, I approve this message...
MissPriss - August 24, 2015, 3:14 pm
And atheists take it a 5L step further claiming to know THE truth...teehee.
JesusWept - August 24, 2015, 12:02 pm
Real nice. L L L L L
GaryO - August 24, 2015, 11:11 am
I've always liked this joke. Made a poster on it too, a few yrs back. 5L
concern3 - August 24, 2015, 6:28 am
excellent work a 5er


JAPAN -


TAGS: well engineered arch
Rating: 4.88/5

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thatonekid - July 22, 2011, 6:32 pm
it's not the material,. it's the shape. water passes freely through the openings in the arch, leaving it standing due to minimal surface friction, same thing with an explosive force.
house - July 19, 2011, 5:31 am
Thanks all for the votes and comments
Tytan - July 19, 2011, 2:29 am
well it looks like they should make the city out of that material
spacedog - July 18, 2011, 8:01 pm
Nice one House.
Anima - July 18, 2011, 3:58 pm
It's a horcrux belonging to Bruce Lee
Airman - July 18, 2011, 1:12 pm
the earthquake never hit Nagasaki. This is an internet hoax. The earthquake was way north
Hawamleh - July 18, 2011, 12:41 pm
that explains surviving the A-bomb, please do explain the earthquake then? you can't ! that gate is JESUS CHRIST INCARNATE !
okami - July 18, 2011, 9:12 am
(cont) if the torii was directly below, it would have been 'safe', as was a building (still preserved) in Hiroshima.
okami - July 18, 2011, 9:11 am
i spent time in Japan in the Marines in the 70's. it's called a 'torii' (gate). . .among other things, it symbolizes the gateway between Heaven and Earth. the explosion was an airburst around 1,500 feet above the ground. (cont)
caveman - July 18, 2011, 9:01 am
and.... favourited
Minuteman - July 18, 2011, 7:26 am
Judging from the gray color and apparent composition, that arch looks like its made out of the same stuff from STARGATE.
HypercatZed - July 18, 2011, 4:02 am
Now that's a really good question!
MPsniper - July 17, 2011, 7:58 pm
LOLz.... 5 big megatons to you


GIANT BAT - Bullshit, I know a demon when I see one.


TAGS: giant bat demon
Rating: 4.65/5

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Reality Lord - June 6, 2011, 1:33 pm

lolz n1
Verdeckt - June 6, 2011, 8:06 am
Bats to Ozzie: WE'RE COMING FOR YOU!


Disenchantment -


TAGS: your problems are just beginning
Rating: 4.93/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - January 16, 2016, 4:03 pm
I thought for a second that it was Boba Fett.
mizzdizz - November 22, 2015, 2:06 am
Yuk-yuk, is that you getting carried away by the brave handsome knight? I'm jealous! 5L


FAITHPALM - For epic fail of Biblical proportions


TAGS: jesus god facepalm bible faithpalm fail religion christianity lord
Rating: 4.28/5

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rerun - November 7, 2010, 4:32 pm

sorry face, facepalm
rerun - November 7, 2010, 4:28 pm

can't we stop with these lame faceplant posters?
thatonechick - April 14, 2010, 6:23 pm
Still explains the lisp!
GreyScorpion - April 14, 2010, 6:22 pm
goofy granola band
thatonechick - April 14, 2010, 6:19 pm
Corporate Avenger knew, Grey. :P
GreyScorpion - April 14, 2010, 6:16 pm
Jesus had a lisp? who knew. 5L
Claire - April 14, 2010, 5:43 pm
This is absolute genius!
forseti - April 14, 2010, 5:29 pm
very nice!!


JESUS - Cockroaches do have one too.


TAGS: jesus christ ****roach roach religion christianity god
Rating: 4.03/5

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Derek - December 28, 2009, 6:23 pm
A perfect a***og.


ETYMOLOGY -


TAGS: word origin humor poster
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - January 30, 2015, 10:56 pm

Smart girl.
rerun - January 30, 2015, 8:01 pm

My visual aids refuses to come to those parties with me.
lgvernon - January 30, 2015, 7:45 pm

Did you read the description text? You'll laugh. I promise!
Oldsod - January 30, 2015, 7:14 pm
That is amazing...5 L-Cups!


PLEASE LORD - grant me the ability to punch people in the face over standard TCP/IP.




OPPOSITE -


TAGS: religion cult life time fanatic atheist dexter tv show killer
Rating: 3.26/5

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Zed - February 7, 2010, 2:50 pm
@xkeethx, counter-bullsh*t, Hitler was a Lutheran, there are NUMEROUS pics of him attending church services. Just more hypochristianity trying to lay the blame for their own crimes on everyone else (Jews, Pagans, Atheists, etc)
xkeethx - February 5, 2010, 1:10 am
the opposite of a religious fanatic is Hitler. An athiest who believed Jews were a less evolved version of normal humans. He used genocide to weed out the "unevolved". With or without religion, there will always be murder justified by a belief.


HARRY POTTER -


TAGS: harry potter movie ginger
Rating: 4.33/5

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Donkasaurus - December 10, 2010, 7:01 pm
and trust me, I've learned very quickly...I rather have 2L poster that has 16 comments than a 5L poster with none. Feedback is the key to improvement.
Donkasaurus - December 10, 2010, 6:57 pm
Haha, I'm a very easy going person...I've had a lot worse happen to me that hasn't bent me out of shape lol. This site is like therapy for me lol...
crankyhead - December 10, 2010, 6:51 pm
donk, some of the best posters on this website have a 2.9 or lower rating. it's just the way it is. so don't get bent out of shape over it.
Donkasaurus - December 10, 2010, 6:47 pm
and lol cranky ty...I love your posters and I have seen some of your great posters get some injust scores so I can understand.
Donkasaurus - December 10, 2010, 6:46 pm
I only rate 5L 4L or 1L, anything in between I rather just give some positive advice and help them get better.
Donkasaurus - December 10, 2010, 6:45 pm
Why thank you monkey that means a lot from you. I just hate when ppl hate on posters for no reason. I always try and be as fair as possible when rating. I'd rather make a comment that gives constructive criticism than give someone a 2L.
crankyhead - December 10, 2010, 6:45 pm
donk, it was probably some ginger kid who really likes harry potter. i wouldn't worry about it.
5150monkeylove - December 10, 2010, 6:41 pm
don't worry about scores. the comments hold the key. Its a good poster, and you have been doing well
Donkasaurus - December 10, 2010, 6:36 pm
I seem to attract a lot of haters.
Donkasaurus - December 10, 2010, 6:35 pm
Awe, someone voted this a 3...go f yourself jealous =D
Reality Lord - December 10, 2010, 5:53 pm

dear donk....ahahahahahahaahah...again.
Ed-Hyde - December 10, 2010, 7:04 am
Well played Donk, well played.
Donkasaurus - December 9, 2010, 7:55 pm
I apologize in advance to any of my red-headed brethren out there. It's all in good humor =D


VALENTINE'S DAY - Single Girls V's Single Guys




ITS COMPLICATED -


TAGS: complicated facebook girlfriend cheating infidelity
Rating: 4.43/5

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Greybeard - August 29, 2012, 8:51 am
Ok. Thank You for letting me know.
Sho - August 29, 2012, 7:34 am
watch out that you dont repeat posters that were already done before. 4L


ATHEISTS - I've never seen one, talked to one, or heard from one. They must not exist.


TAGS: atheist exist religion
Rating: 3.61/5

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Renza - January 23, 2013, 10:02 am
I think, therefore I am not religious.
ReligiousWar - September 24, 2012, 5:37 am
Seems like you have no faith too.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 1, 2012, 2:21 pm
I like it! LOL Inspired me to create something the dad-in-law told me.
TrueGrave - February 6, 2012, 5:52 pm
I'm an atheist. I think therefore I am. I drink, therefore I spam.
Buzzramjet - February 1, 2012, 1:38 pm
My apologies. But I saw no joke.
kyleman79 - February 1, 2012, 11:22 am
I appreciate all the logical argument, but it's a joke. Keep it clean, thanks.
Buzzramjet - February 1, 2012, 8:52 am
OH bull****. You've been to the deathbeds of every atheist? Bull****.
Greeny - February 1, 2012, 5:39 am
not around death beds
Buzzramjet - February 1, 2012, 2:25 am
Seriously stupid comment. Just ask around you can meet one anywhere.
taren56 - January 5, 2012, 4:59 pm
Ah, but the difference is, when you claim to have never seen or heard from an athiest, we come on over and say, "Hey!"
bloodgun - December 29, 2011, 1:05 am
well done well done indeed
Reality Lord - December 28, 2011, 9:04 am

yup
caveman - December 27, 2011, 8:45 pm
This is brilliant. Bra5o


TEABAGGING - I'm doing it!


TAGS: tea bagging teabagging lions
Rating: 3.13/5

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Woody - July 16, 2009, 3:54 pm
Truely owned!!!
jj - October 6, 2008, 7:53 pm
"snailing" OMFG! HAAHAhahahahahah
aPauling - September 25, 2008, 3:20 pm
That's a female lion. She's snailing!


IT'S WORSE THAN YOU THINK -


TAGS: snow funny giraffe
Rating: 4.68/5

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IllicoPresto - April 22, 2011, 2:20 am
It says pretty clearly that they're giraffes.
Sho - April 21, 2011, 7:47 pm
I'm the only one that noticed those are deers?


WOODEN STAKE - Oh Edward! I have a gift for you! Come on out, you sparkly bastard!


TAGS: twilight stake edward cullen gift kill vampire
Rating: 3.4/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 7, 2012, 3:15 pm
Love the choice of words; it's hilarious XD


PROBLEMS - Finally, it has been proven.


TAGS: women woman problems girls math fake
Rating: 2.71/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 4, 2015, 10:55 pm
As I said on the other one, there's also the little matter of taking the square root of the square, which is the same as taking the absolute value. This could just as well mean that women are the negative of problems.
Erecrottod - May 30, 2009, 4:42 am
Agree with ... Step 1 should be a +, not a x
... - March 4, 2009, 3:19 pm
Failed on step 1. Time and Money would be time + money. 5 and 3 equals 8, not 15. Learn your basic algebra next time pal.
Booyah - February 5, 2009, 3:20 am
Replace "Problems" with "Evil"
RIFF RAFF - January 21, 2009, 1:07 am
well done, though i'm doubting you're ever going to get laid after this.
Seb - December 22, 2008, 9:32 am
Nice comment.
aPauling - August 16, 2008, 3:00 pm
Jay-Z has done this equasion just shy of a hundred times and has yet to reach that conclusion.


THE BEARD - Fear It


TAGS: fear the beard sf giants
Rating: 4.78/5

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zoomer296 - February 20, 2013, 8:49 pm
agreed.
brianjayy - December 15, 2011, 1:09 am
There should've been a ZZ Top length...
jejeloman - November 19, 2011, 2:38 pm
lol me too XD
forseti - August 10, 2011, 11:57 am
and hillbilLYLY is nice too... Have to grow a beard I guess!
Airman - August 10, 2011, 10:57 am
the one that made me laugh was Civil War General
forseti - August 10, 2011, 2:49 am
cavemanly?? lol


PUSHOVER -


TAGS: old toddler ringing phone answer
Rating: 4.92/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - February 13, 2014, 4:55 pm
A little girl did this to me at the mall. I was in record store, and a little girl walks up to me and gives me the toy phone. I looked around and said "Agents, what do they want?" The little girl didn't get it, but here mama thought it was a laugh.
phantom2romeo - December 16, 2011, 2:22 pm
love it!


ESTONIAN GALS - Yeah, sure... they all start out looking like the girls on the left, but after they turn 40 they morph into Babushkas.


TAGS: estonians girls babushka
Rating: 2.5/5

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Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 10:48 pm
The American version is also 50-250 lbs heavier. (Yeah, I know that's a wide range... so are the Americans).
nicholsjoshua15 - January 19, 2014, 7:19 pm
Better than America and Western Europe where the women have more silicon than microsoft and some much botox that they look like they have rigor mortis.


ISLAM -


TAGS: islam religion terrorism
Rating: 3.73/5

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zoomer296 - January 14, 2013, 10:16 pm
I think buddhism is the most peaceful religion. (I don't know of any wars in the name of buddha.)
ReligiousWar - September 24, 2012, 5:33 am
Aww. How sweet. Allahu Akbar!!
narin - April 8, 2010, 8:56 pm
Spot ON!
00 - June 18, 2009, 9:55 pm
d***it! Don't you recognize an Easter pageant when you see it?


ALZHEIMERS TEST -


TAGS: give me a sign
Rating: 4.86/5

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STP - September 8, 2013, 1:58 am
Interestingly, without looking at the answers, I thought: 1. FUNK 2. PULSE 3. SIX 4. PONDS 5. BOOKS 6. RANDOM
flutterdash123 - April 6, 2013, 4:52 pm
Wow, never expected that .3.
MercAlert - March 8, 2012, 6:36 pm
I actually only got 5 wrong. What can I say? I don't like condoms.
Airman - December 21, 2010, 3:34 pm
it is nice to see posters getting lots of votes again. Your changes worked Mr. M.
TheOne - December 21, 2010, 10:20 am
I feel retarded and cencored mind now,5L!
suenero - December 21, 2010, 4:57 am
A absolute complete 5L's!
hootizz - December 20, 2010, 11:30 pm
Love it.., not what I expected at all.., very funny..!! a 5L'er for sure...
SunnyDay - December 20, 2010, 8:05 pm
funny 5L
RandomPixilator - December 20, 2010, 7:08 pm
If this geezer was thinkin' what I was thinkin' THAT would be wrong. Eeeeww. Top poster btw LMAO


FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER - Unlike Jesus, he comes with garlic bread and marinara sauce.




WHAT DID I MISS? -


TAGS: male logic
Rating: 4.88/5

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forseti - May 26, 2011, 1:00 am
I guess it's impossible... No problem, we have other traps for timmies here.
creepshow22 - May 26, 2011, 12:23 am
How do I delete it??
forseti - May 25, 2011, 10:35 am
creepshow, you are awesome! Now delete it, we want some "I don't get it" postings!!!
creepshow22 - May 25, 2011, 3:40 am
Lol because they had eggs, the person thought his wife meant to get six cartons of milk if they had eggs. It's a misunderstanding. I just got the joke haha.


MEME FIGHT -


TAGS: xzibit yo dawg disaster girl
Rating: 4.14/5

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motifake - October 23, 2009, 11:42 am

Most people utterly fail on their first motifake. Nice job. You should register to start your collection and lock in your name
Bah - October 23, 2009, 11:33 am
Props to Cubby for the inspiration. It may have been done before him, but his was the first I saw.


HAPPY THANKSGIVING -


TAGS: thanksgiving turkey
Rating: 4.41/5

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hootizz - November 25, 2010, 5:10 am
Aaaayyee..... Sunday, Monday Happy Days.., Tuesday Wednes....., very cool, and great timing..!!
forseti - November 25, 2010, 4:22 am
the rocker is actually a surfer... and yes, I don't get the fonz. :(
ICEMAN - November 24, 2010, 9:09 pm
Right back at ya Airman. Enjoy that tryptophan haze.


STRONG COFFEE - No more wimpy girly brew !




IMAGINATION - puts meaning into Chaos


TAGS: god immagination tatoo chaos church
Rating: 4.39/5

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Hawamleh - April 22, 2012, 3:43 pm
Just make sure they don't come from those two ;)
changeling - April 18, 2012, 8:28 am
Thanks Man, sure I'm gonna come ;)
M0rd3kaI - April 12, 2012, 5:52 pm
Agreed with Ricky here, good one. Pop into the forum area, might just pick up a few tips.
changeling - April 12, 2012, 12:58 pm
Thank you! Yeah, sorry for that, but this is my first work, I need some practice.. :D
Rick69 - April 11, 2012, 2:27 pm
Very nice... "God is an imaginary friend for grown ups"... Oh yeah, forgot to say Spoiler Alert...


ATHEISM - Checkmate


TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church star wars
Rating: 3.42/5

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Sociopath - July 14, 2013, 5:11 am
Maybe he's all of those things, if there is eternal hell and then i presume it will be filled up.
agdaniele - July 20, 2010, 12:17 am
Or, just click on the next poster and bypass agenda.
colt45103 - July 19, 2010, 7:08 pm
Read "The Problem with Pain" by C. S. Lewis - God created man with a free will, man by his choices creates evil.
DreMagnum - October 27, 2009, 12:08 am
I always equal 5 lions
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 12:00 am
Dre=5L!
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 12:00 am
Thanks to separation of church and state, they can equally provide it in tandem.
DreMagnum - October 26, 2009, 11:58 pm
religious posters= 1 flame war, politifakes = 1000000000000000 flame wars
Bartimaeus - October 26, 2009, 11:55 pm
I guess i was wrong in that thread. I thought politics was the root of ALL evil.
agdaniele - October 26, 2009, 11:52 pm
What a timely example that religious motifakes could easily reach, if not surpass, politifakes as the troublemaker fuel.
Bartimaeus - October 26, 2009, 11:51 pm
d***...there's some hostility in here.
harlo - October 26, 2009, 10:15 pm
jaubrey, oh, I understand your God. He was created by humans because he would be too much of an a**hole (and too stupid) to exist. anyone, your all-knowing God knows we can't decide for ourselves. Fail.
Bartimaeus - October 26, 2009, 9:17 pm
Like calculus jk
Jaubrey - October 26, 2009, 9:14 pm
He's beyond any understanding we think we might have.
_Wolfie_ - April 24, 2009, 9:02 am
Or he's out playing polo with the angels
anyone - December 2, 2008, 10:39 am
Or he just wants to give you the chance to decide by yourself.


MORTICIA ADAMS - The Original Goth Girl ...


TAGS: morticia adams original goth girl
Rating: 4.72/5

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TimothyPaulGallagher - September 15, 2013, 3:53 pm
Very nice. She is still a dish!
Cyberhagen - September 12, 2011, 2:30 pm
Yeah babee.. cata mia!
Greeny - September 10, 2011, 5:31 am
Two D's in Addams, but 5 anyway - she was the first to stir my senses


DUCT TAPE - Helping out with stupidity since 1942




PROOF OF CREATIONISM? - A Banana Fits in Your Hand But it Also Fits in Your Ass


TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 2.9/5

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LogicDude - April 28, 2009, 11:27 am
Somehow I knew all this Anti-America drama would boil down to Mark and his avatar. Now look what you did!
Inferiority complex - April 28, 2009, 11:00 am
...so, do your parents argue a lot? you know, being brother and sister and all. The world only hates America because of people like you, go wave a flag you moron
Inferiority complex - April 28, 2009, 10:56 am
Hey Mark, cool pic!! Wow! the american flag AND an eagle looking straight at you! Whoa! That is some cool ****! Personally I woul've squeezed a pic of a bulldozer in the top corner but there you go...
Mark - March 24, 2009, 10:32 pm
My my my...such hostility. You have some serious repressed anger issues don't you Tim Tim. I thought you just hated me, but it seems you hate everyone and everything. But buck up there b***ercup. Things will get better after puberty.
Dr. Rank - March 24, 2009, 9:06 pm
So does my foot.


OMG!!! - These drinks are, like, soooo Heavy!


TAGS: alcohol lol drinking girls
Rating: 4.56/5

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bigbadwold - August 11, 2014, 7:06 pm
Must be the line to the restroom.... they're all doing the same dance


UNDERAPPRECIATED - Fred Astaire is considered a legend of dance, yet Ginger Rogers did everything that he did, except backwards and in high heels.


TAGS: fred astaire ginger rogers
Rating: 4.42/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - April 26, 2016, 11:42 pm
Fred was an acrobat, dancer, guitarist, pianist, and an expert in performance art. He was very smart and deserves all of the praise he gets. I'm sick an tired of women trying to demean the things men do.
GaryO - May 9, 2015, 10:45 am
there's a lotta unsung heroes from back in the day...angus90 made good posters


A CAREER'S LEGACY -


TAGS: engineers may suck but lawyers lick
Rating: 4.8/5

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Anything - April 18, 2010, 2:39 pm
think of one, or copypasta a joke onto MSpaint and make a poster.
SerpentMaster - April 15, 2010, 10:28 pm
how long does it take for you people to come up with these really good ones?
spacedog - April 15, 2010, 7:45 pm
Agreed. Good one Ice, 5Ls.
Airman - April 15, 2010, 11:41 am
good one ice
ICEMAN - April 15, 2010, 11:27 am
Thanks Kids. And for what its worth Face, the brew is always cold & on *** at my place. ;)
Faceplant31 - April 15, 2010, 10:41 am
Nice one Ice! @ Bone - Howsa bout you and ice get together and figure out a way to keep the beer cold and always on ***. The motifam will be able to keep y'all company.
BoneCD - April 15, 2010, 7:34 am
That's 5 Ice!!!! As an engineer, I'm sure I'm going to hell...
forseti - April 15, 2010, 3:33 am
love it!
SerpentMaster - April 15, 2010, 2:20 am
geniuss
CANADA - April 15, 2010, 1:59 am
ahahahaha! thats great!


FAKE -




LIFE IS A GIFT GIVER (NOT A GREAT ONE THOUGH) - When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade and remember that it's the thought that counts




RELIGIOUS WARS - Killing each other over imaginary friends


TAGS: religion war god atheism
Rating: 3.68/5

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Renza - January 21, 2013, 2:43 pm
what war didn't involve religion in some way?
Wheels78 - December 18, 2012, 6:09 am
Hitler was NOT an athiest. That Stalin and Mao were does not prove atheism is tied to evil any more than two evil religious leaders prove religion is tied to evil. What all three of them show is that totalitarianism is evil, all religion is totalitarian.
9559schumem - December 7, 2012, 1:19 pm
I beg to differ. Stalin, Hitler and Mao, the greatest murders of all time, didn't have imaginary friends
ReligiousWar - September 24, 2012, 5:38 am
Let the chaos begin!
BlameMachoInchworms - March 10, 2011, 12:39 am
Funny that those of us without those imaginary friends often do not kill each other.


WARNINGS - ... Crushing Religions Everyday ...


TAGS: warning holy bible religion crush
Rating: 3.61/5

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Zetmonk - January 26, 2012, 5:37 am
Actually, if I'm not mistaken, it was all just given to humankind according to most of the religions? I find it truly amazing that so many supreme beings find humans to be the most important being in the universe... Very convenient.
Rick69 - January 25, 2012, 2:40 pm
Aye, G.O.D. doesn't seem to be a very nice guy when you look too deep ... sadly too many religions follow this some G.O.D. under different names & proceed to fight over which one's better... & yet somehow our race conquered most of Earth + its animals ...
Zetmonk - January 25, 2012, 5:20 am
Nice Cloud, you feel better now? ;-)
CloudchaserS - January 24, 2012, 9:40 pm
Also, next time I get a fundie complaining about violence in something, I'm going to say "What about the violence including the acts of genocide that God commanded in your Bible?"
CloudchaserS - January 24, 2012, 9:32 pm
Then when someone tries to counter their argument using logic and reason to say they're interpreting it wrong, it's "false teaching" or they ignore it and continue to insist they're right
CloudchaserS - January 24, 2012, 9:31 pm
The problem isn't the book, it's the believers who act like their personal interpretation of it is the only right one and their beating others over the head with it.


I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST GOD - It's his fan club I can't stand


TAGS: god church religion
Rating: 4.26/5

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ipaprime - March 25, 2012, 3:33 pm
those who agressivly push their belief/disbielf on any controversiale matter should be put in a 3 year time out
Ragnar - March 25, 2012, 12:20 pm
set a " trespassers will be sh**" sight, works like a charm for me ;-)
maoworks2 - March 25, 2012, 7:45 am
I Agree.
Kilted - March 25, 2012, 12:06 am
HAHAHAHA oh and I live in Utah. Why am I here.
jamesvpiii - March 24, 2012, 8:41 pm
Amen brother :-)


WHEN SHE SAYS "I WANNA GO TO TOYS-R-US!"... - You friggin take her to Toys-R-Us.


TAGS: girl car smash tantrum
Rating: 4.64/5

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Oiler - January 28, 2013, 2:54 pm
I would take that kid to Toys-R-Us and buy her a Casey Anthony backpack.


SUPERGIRL - Admit it. You'd burn down your own house Just to see those golden locks fly in and save you


TAGS: supergirl h** superman comics ***y
Rating: 4.45/5

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ryedinc - July 13, 2013, 9:06 pm
Lol, that's Enji Night, a Cosplayer. o.o
vilnius - September 21, 2012, 6:21 pm
that's a wig
Coombsy007 - March 13, 2012, 9:51 am
5L's
Weatherlawyer - January 11, 2012, 9:16 pm
Wot you can't spell fank you so you cheat and it upsets a mod an... ah fank it!
Luidavinci - December 16, 2011, 10:31 am
So, who is the model? Great poster! She's gorgeous.
rerun - November 24, 2011, 8:29 am

Kwaru, this is a satire site & comments like yours are not acceptable. One more and you are out. I hope this is very clear to you.
Kwaru - November 24, 2011, 2:56 am
I tried to look it up. Didn't find anything on it.
Kwaru - November 24, 2011, 2:50 am
f*** you.
Maddness - November 21, 2011, 4:31 pm
oh god but imagine the s*x it would be dangerous... you would die from a crushed pelvis...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 21, 2011, 4:05 pm
That's a dude. look it up, his name is Kevin.
Cyberhagen - November 21, 2011, 2:37 pm
WOW - she's cute! I mean, really cute. In a serious way.
Hellraizer - November 21, 2011, 6:51 am
I definitely would... Anytime :)


MIND BLOWING DISCOVERY -


TAGS: religion deep thought
Rating: 4.24/5

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Pikeman - June 3, 2013, 8:34 am
Adam and Eve were genetically perfect after thousands of generations and misprints called mutations entered the genome God said you have to go a little farther to find mates.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 13, 2013, 7:52 pm
Not that most people will bother reading this but, Adam and Eve were the first people ever created, not the only people ever created.
djinnyf - April 29, 2011, 5:39 pm
Both! xx
culos - February 4, 2011, 3:13 pm
Funny poster by the way, 5 Apes!
culos - February 4, 2011, 3:13 pm
I'm afraid it just means you don't have your facts right, you need to read up on biblical history (and not just what your priest wanted you to know). All he wanted was to get in your pants anyhow.....


THE ENGINEER - some say half full, other says half empty, I say the cup is twice as big as it needs to be


TAGS: cups water engineer
Rating: 3.58/5

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BoneCD - February 20, 2010, 8:22 am
Ah, but applying a factor of saftey of say 2...it's just right.
lesterinside - February 19, 2010, 7:37 am
THE ACCOUNTANT The water is twice as much as it needs to be.


THE DESIGNATED DRIVER -


TAGS: giant among men
Rating: 4.9/5

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SteveFurlong - March 24, 2012, 10:59 am
Tip for designated drivers: don't drive your car. Puke is such a persistent smell. 5L because I've been the DD many times.


Haunted -


TAGS: aging mirror reflections haunted house
Rating: 4.61/5

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MissPriss - September 19, 2014, 2:43 pm
Thedge I am being me...it's that old person in the mirror that certainly isn't...teehee.
Thedge - September 19, 2014, 5:54 am
Hehehe... I have white hair halfway down my back, a white beard to challenge Santa Clause... when I look in the mirror, I just see me. Same old thang, different day. If I could teach the young folk anything, it would be that. Just be you.
MissPriss - September 14, 2014, 12:01 am
Thanks mao...do you hear the voices too...teehee.
maoworks2 - September 10, 2014, 3:23 pm
Yup, My Place Is Haunted Too. Great One 5L Boooooooo.
chickenlittle - July 7, 2014, 6:49 pm
Complimentary of course MissP! I bet it's the same old person who's always jumping in front of me in the mirror and blocking my view!
MissPriss - July 6, 2014, 1:00 am
Are you saying that in a complimentary or sarcastic way? Think carefully before you answer that Little!
chickenlittle - July 5, 2014, 10:16 pm
Good to know I'm not alone MissP...
MissPriss - July 5, 2014, 7:22 pm
Hellzyeah...they even make complexes for 'em...teehee.
Airman - July 5, 2014, 11:09 am
there's more than one haunted house then


NEW BEGINNINGS - “A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step.”


TAGS: journey begins with single step
Rating: 4.46/5

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agdaniele - May 31, 2010, 8:49 am
Love it, and the creative angle on the caption. 5L
sickartist - May 31, 2010, 7:59 am
"Excellent" - Ministry of 5L


YOUR EX-GIRLFRIEND - "ex" isn't in her vocabulary




A NAGGING WIFE - Means that she still cares. It is when she gives you the silent treatment that she is plotting your gruesome murder.




GLAMOUR - Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. (Hedy Lamarr)


TAGS: life time fun girl stupid celeb triplet kardashian kkk
Rating: 2.48/5

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shmoe13 - February 11, 2011, 5:50 am
thats hedly!!


SCENE KIDS -




PRINCE CHARMING - Pleads for his life in Biology Class.




FOR SCIENCE!!! - Worth giving up your sanity for.




GENETIC ENGINEERING - Genetic Engineering Can Bring Society Many Good Things, Yet also, many scary things.


TAGS: horse pigeon genetic engineering wtf
Rating: 1.98/5

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Scorpio7 - December 23, 2008, 11:03 pm
I'd say it's a statement against genetic engineering.
Souf - July 30, 2008, 10:14 pm
This is ?stupid. WTF is the point?


DRINKING COORS LIGHT -


TAGS: give me a sign coors
Rating: 4.84/5

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house - June 2, 2011, 6:47 pm
440 - now i know your not an aussie as the only people who refuse to drink fosters are those from the country where its made
440wakeup - June 2, 2011, 1:34 pm
My favorite beer is FOSTERS but i'm tooo embarresed to order it in Public so I order AMSTEL LIGHT
Cloudchaser - June 2, 2011, 1:25 am
Right on! I always drink beer from micribreweries. My favorite being a local place called Smoky Mountain Brewery. Can't get any fresher than that!
spacedog - June 1, 2011, 7:50 pm
Amen


RELIGION -


TAGS: religion man fish pray die
Rating: 4.36/5

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Airman - April 25, 2012, 3:35 pm
Philistines.. all of you!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2012, 2:42 pm
*your
crankyhead - April 25, 2012, 2:39 pm
I bet you are education level is more gooder than my are education level, anyway.
maoworks2 - April 25, 2012, 11:41 am
I Get In **** What Ever I Say !
Airman - April 25, 2012, 11:23 am
I don't think I've ever seen the word Philistine used here before. Congrats Mao!!!
thewildprophet - April 25, 2012, 11:14 am
I have seen this happen.
thewildprophet - April 25, 2012, 11:14 am
What's you're education level?
thewildprophet - April 25, 2012, 11:11 am
Okay maoworks2 (that is a lie unless ma*s murder is work2) you are obliviously a philistine however what "good" thing did this inspire you to think?
thewildprophet - April 25, 2012, 11:10 am
Okay maoworks2 (that is a lie unless mass murder is work2) you are obliviously a philistine however what "good" thing did this inspire you to think?
Nissta - April 24, 2012, 7:24 pm
Or in my case I just go to work earn the money to pay for the fish AND then I give a prayer of thanks. It's not God that doesn't listen to prayers it's what you pray for that. I watch the shop and flat next to my place burn down all I prayed for was done.
maoworks2 - April 18, 2012, 7:46 am
Good One, Makes You Think 5L
CloudchaserS - April 18, 2012, 2:29 am
Metallica's The God That Failed goes great with this. It's about people who expect God to do everything for them with no effort on their part
GaryO - April 17, 2012, 10:28 pm
Amen brother Moooooooooooooooooo, amen
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 17, 2012, 9:38 pm
teach a man to fish and he'll spend his life savings on an outboard to drink beer in.
GaryO - April 17, 2012, 7:28 pm
Yeah, I do love a truism


1st Date -




ESTONIA -




~LOGIC~ - it just never ends with the sexes...


TAGS: logic
Rating: 4.41/5

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Sho - March 2, 2012, 12:09 am
it's funny cuz wi-fi is can have alot of interference


TRUE GINGERS - have freckles




INTIMIDATION -


TAGS: ginger guns redhead sh**tyz
Rating: 3.73/5

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tomyironmane - July 18, 2013, 9:44 pm
bb guns are .177" usually. And that isn't even one of those... it looks Airsoft at best.
Donkasaurus - December 20, 2010, 8:12 pm
I wonder how many times this fattys "friends" have used that pellet gun to pepper his a** with little 22's lol.
Shottyz - December 20, 2010, 5:08 pm
Thanks RL
Reality Lord - December 20, 2010, 5:03 pm

awesome sh**ty!!


ANIME GIRLS - Owned by reality


TAGS: reality anime girls hen*** japan manga
Rating: 3.18/5

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Hremsfeld - October 3, 2009, 8:44 am
Mindf***!
Phage - May 7, 2009, 9:24 am
Awwww : D
Mr. Shiny - May 7, 2009, 4:26 am
why oh why?
evil - April 2, 2009, 9:38 pm
xDD very original
Nobody - October 20, 2008, 5:03 pm
This is just f***ing scary.


MARCHING BAND - Where all that practicing pays off.




VEGETARIAN -


TAGS: vegetarians making dinner a religion
Rating: 4.08/5

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culos - February 5, 2010, 8:08 am
Since you were there and can be a witness, did he enjoy pink meat or what?
Cloudchaser - February 5, 2010, 8:05 am
I like a good salad, but I like meat too and I see no moral issue with eating meat. Even Christ himself ate meat, so it can't be wrong


MARITAL BLISS - Agreement is a key point in having a happy marriage


TAGS: no offense to mrs logicdudes coffeemaking skills
Rating: 4.6/5

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EmilioDumphque - September 11, 2012, 5:10 pm
A classic exchange between Lady Astor and Winston Churchill.
lesterinside - March 11, 2010, 8:33 pm
As always LD. You're right. 5


HIP HOP - NOW AVAILABLE IN WEST VIRGINIA




REVENGE - a dish best served as a giant sea dragon... that can fly




HAPPY THANKSGIVING -


TAGS: charlie brown thanksgiving
Rating: 4.39/5

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Derek - November 22, 2011, 5:03 am
I've seen a good many people for whom a bit of "starvation" wouldn't go astray.


IRONY - Franklin - "This is so great, having all my friends and I together for Thanksgiving and... wait- what the hell?"


TAGS: peanuts charlie brown thanksgiving franklin
Rating: 4.23/5

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ratfink95 - August 17, 2015, 10:54 am
Problem with that Sparky? You haven't got that quite right anyway. Peppermint Patty was interested in Charlie Brown.
nicholsjoshua15 - March 3, 2013, 12:46 pm
Peanuts was bullsh*t anyway. Always making fun of god (the crazy kid is the only one that quotes the bible), one black kid who never got to say anything and two stereotypical les*****.
mattwins34 - December 13, 2010, 4:22 pm
Wow I never noticed that before


STEREOTYPES - Some people live their entire lives depending on them




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